Amazing baby coming to America

The amazing baby, my granddaughter Madison Nicole Kastner, will make her first visit to America next weekend.

Madison, who is growing like the proverbial weed, was born only seven weeks ago in Beijing. We had the opportunity to spend 10 days with her in early October, and we have been missing her ever since.

But next weekend, she and her parents, my lovely daughter and her husband, will be coming to the States for a six-week vacation. We get them for the first three weeks, and little Madison will be baptized at our church at the end of the month. Then in early December they'll move on to Seattle to visit the other grandparents and spend Christmas with them.

We've picked up all sorts of goodies, including a bed, a playpen and a car-seat base, so we're definitely more than ready for their arrival. We'll introduce Madison to as many people as possible; it's never too early to begin her campaign for the 2048 presidential race.