Here's another update in the world of Madison Nicole Kastner, the most amazing baby in the world.
Editor's note: Not again. To listen to you, nobody ever had a grandchild before.
And your point?
Editor's note: There are thousands of babies born every day, and I'm sure some of them must have grandparents.
Hey, isn't it time for that "Full House" marathon you wanted to see?
Editor's note: Oops, gotta go.
Don't hurry back. Anyway, little Maddie, who is eligible to run for president in 2044 despite being born in China and not having a $150,000 wardrobe, had a checkup the other day. She was five weeks old on Friday and she already weighs 10.4 pounds.
At this rate, she'll be towering over the skyscrapers of Beijing before her parents finish their tour there next summer.
Good thing all the weight is muscle. Otherwise we'd have to put her on Atkins.
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